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Wait, we can’t give people names based on their anatomy? Then what about Edward “Blackbeard” Teach? Or Jack “Legs” Diamond?
Or Edward Scissorhands. Or my one handed friend who goes by “Knub”
Shoeless Joe Jackson. Satchmo. Any number of Blind blues musicians.
I can’t believe I forgot Cotton Eye Joe until now.
Yeah, no human would ever have “balls” in their name. That’d be ridiculous!
Shut up Jangle-Balls
Lol I’ll have to start telling people the J is for Jangle.
