Some people want to try their hand at writing, which is totally fine. You can even be super proud of your work.
The problem comes from expecting others to read it. Especially the DM, whose job it is to incorporate your backstory somewhat. So it is like forcing someone instead of on their own accord.
Every TTRPG are just mechanics to tell a story.
D&D’ rules may be 80% about combat, but they are all still there to facilitate the story. You aren’t wargaming.
You roll dice to see how the story enfolds. Having it cut off abruptly because of a mistake calculation on the DM’s part while prepping the session goes against the story.
Also, having a player sit around twiddling their thumbs for the rest of the session because their character died is not fun and goes against the reason why we play games in the first place.
Fuck realism, it is a fantasy game we play to have fun. So getting rid of unfun aspects isn’t just recommended, it is a necessity.
Most of these are just gimmick characters that will have one fun interaction with the group and then become useless. They can be used for one-shots, but not full campaigns.
Like the dragonborn one, after the initial interaction where they explain the skin condition. Most players will just go “okay” and move on.
Except for the sentient hat one. That has a mystery attached and you can keep changing the mannequin throughout. Maybe it also works on a mop or barrel.
It is not just him, but all his followers are losing too.
They just are such big losers that they don’t understand it.
So that just makes it seem like Trump is winning.
And him as a leader is making the US a loser too.
We’ll see in a couple of decades how History paints him. Like one big loser that kept trying to grab power.
How about you pay teachers more so right-wingers can see teaching as an “actual career choice”.
Because now only those who care about other people and society and want to improve it no matter what it pays are going to become teachers. And selfless people tend to be left-wing.
Nice cosplay of the type of people who fall for these kinds of misinformation posts.
Do you do parties?
Why do you think Jeffrey Epstein needed to blackmail the current POTUS for Israel?
They were friends. Connected by the same debauchery.
Why do you think a billionaire elite would even care about the working man, let alone make the world a better place for them? That kind of world wouldn’t allow them to be a billionaire in the first place.
Also, Trump has shown a lot more dementia than Joe. Even before the elections.
On page 242 of the Dungeon Master Guide 2014, it describes crit successes and fails as an optional rule.
As optional as multiclassing and feats.
Did D&D polymorph into a faucet?
All depends on how many times they can cast hold person.
Ran a Pirate campaign once. Had a pirate faction of Dwarfs called the Reefbeards.
They lived up, under and along the water for so long, they had colorful corals growing in their beards.
They also had a lot of cool technology, so they shot grapplehooks to swing over and ran around with entire cannons on their back.
It matters to us.
I’m not going to justify swastikas and “heil hitlers” just because it is critical of Israel.
What did the graffiti say?
To reality like the rest of us
That is what infected slavs are trying to do, yes.
So the files were unsealed for a year during Bidens administration and they still weren’t released?
Heroic fantasy vs dark gritty fantasy.
Give me heroic fantasy every time.
In 5 days when the stocks have dropped enough for his friends to profit of it, this decision will be reversed.
Or they forgot who they were.
But most of the time a persons life can be summarized by a couple of sentences.