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His face gets burned up, which turns out to be an improvement in his case?

Oh. That’s why it’s in political memes. I should have known =/

I might be free, cool!

Weird way to write Pistol Whip.

Money being covered in blow is extremely common, you’ll be fine.

Widdershins.

Roleplay issss ssssserioussss busssssinesssssssss…

Fuck censorship.

The second question here points to a response by National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and then notes:

It makes me happy that an arm of the US government has, in some official capacity, issued an opinion on the subject of firing nuclear missiles into hurricanes.

Aged like milk.

I think you’re thinking about American civil religion. And yeah, that concept is equal parts spooky and dumb.

The teachers where right. Current reality is shit writing.

A quick look at their comment history tells me they’re not even American.

GTFO with your exceptionalism.

I don’t know.

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Bruce Wayne absolutely did spend billions fighting the root causes too. It just isn’t as effective as you’d think given that the city is actually cursed and has a hellmouth or something underneath.

Speak for yourself. I died when LHC created a black hole that swallowed Earth.

Fucking gross.

They need a constant supply of stinky cheese to maintain it.

Triple Trouble by Beastie Boys started playing in my head as I was reading this and it was better than then meme.

Haven’t heard To the 5 Boroughs in a long while. I should fix that.

Is he gonna set it straight, this watergate?

Ask for your money back.