Probably it’s cheaper to get 60 used low-end devices than one device that can run 60 copies of the Facebook app.

she should be in charge of her own sexual decisions

Not if she decides to use contraceptives, get an abortion, or have sex because she wants to. Obviously. But if she’s forced into something then that’s on her.

See also: Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

commonly understood as shorthand for any rhetorical device allowing leaders to covertly order or exhort violence among their followers, while still being able to claim plausible deniability for political, legal, or other reasons.

12 years? You’re thinking of murder. He’s taking rich people’s money, he’d never see daylight again.

I thought they meant the two of them added up to one full wit.

Weird that Epstein committed suicide just before he was let go due to lack of evidence.

You should probably know that ‘trolling is a art form’ is kind of a meme, because the statement itself has an obvious language error in it that people feel the need to correct.

Trolling is a art form.

It’s like that Turning Point guy, where the internet is littered with shrunken face photos to the point they’re inevitably going to leak into official records.

port forwarding/firewall issues that most people don’t know how to deal with

This sort of thing makes me want to tear my hair out when I hear “Why bother rolling out IPv6 when IPv4 just WORKS!?”

NAT, port forwarding and the problems they cause are seen as expected, just the way the internet works instead of the dirty hacks they actually are. Most people aren’t old enough to remember the time when everything connected to the internet had a routable IPv4 address.

Just scrambles in place, like eggs.

The problem with getting rid of everyone who tells you things you don’t want to hear is that bad things still happen to you but now they always come as a surprise.

Pfft, he’s just some guy distracting people from what’s important: rich people are making slightly less money! Sound the alarm!

I’ve heard that’s a thing - people spend the morning in church being told that they’re better than everyone else and then they carry that attitude with them when they go out to eat after church. It takes them a few hours to sober up and remember how to human.

Bonus points if they complained about all the foreigners (French people) in Paris.

is it always running, looking for barcodes in all the photos you take?

Has Google’s camera app added that yet? If not it’s only a matter of time.

When my phone’s barcode reader app sees a web link, it fetches the page’s title to display next to the actual link. So it is going to that web server and fetching resources by itself. Even though it isn’t actually rendering the page and running javascript, it might be exploitable.

Maybe making progress during year three of your three day special military operation isn’t really something to celebrate.

Or you can mess with the player. Someone turns up chasing them for child support.