Holy shit! That’s their actual cover! Unbelievable. Unfortunately, I’m fairly certain it isn’t meant as a compliment.

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I don’t know how someone can live that long eating that kind of diet. On the upside though, if they give him an enema before he dies they can bury him in a matchbox 😁.

(Stole that from Christopher Hitchens).

Seems like we ought to have a rotating wheel space station by now.

Putin’s (very) useful idiot is now in the process of completing his work destroying the US federal government. Hope state governments can pick up the slack, because they’ll have to.

EDIT: And, surprise! Red states are more dependent on federal funding than blue states are.