Your car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.

Yes, and think of the role-playing possibilities! Your character needs to pass a skill check to not choose the riskiest course of action in any situation. Fun for the entire family!

Wand of Wonder What This Does

A regular wand of wonder that comes with a gambling addiction.

Its funny how Michael Meyers decided ogres are Scottish and Scottish people are kind of ok with it.

You can tunnel over SSL with stunnel. TCP latency can be brutal though.

Looks like this happened:

OpenSSH server has had built-in support for WebAuthn keys since 8.2.

What type of key do you have. Yubikey 5 supports multiple protocols including some you can use with SSH:

• Multi-protocol: YubiKey 5 Series is the most versatile security key supporting multiple authentication protocols including FIDO2/WebAuthn (hardware bound passkey), FIDO U2F, Yubico OTP, OATH-TOTP, OATH-HOTP, Smart card (PIV) and OpenPGP.

SSH would need to implement webauthn to support FIDO.

I like S3 because I only pay for what I use and it has auto storage tiering.

Do they drive around in a green minivan?

You should name it Hawk, so people can call it Hawk-Tui.

I run Emby and MythTV on a Beelink Mini PC. It is a little pricey compared to some of the options you mentioned but not by too much. It works really well and is very quiet:

https://www.amazon.com/Beelink-SER5-5560U-500GB-Computer/dp/B0B3WYVB2D

Roll for pedantry