Senators doing their jobs? Now, there’s something you don’t see every day.

Regrettably, the two are not mutually exclusive.

“You’re clearly not going anywhere.”

The presentation is quite funny, I wonder wha-

AI

Welp. I’m out.

Okay… That’s virtually flawless on every conceivable level. Or maybe the exact opposite of that, depending on one’s point of view.

Oh, now those are problems.

Again. For the millionth time.

That’s… Okay that’s a good point.

That he’s not minding his job is bad enough, but this is what he chooses to do while playing hooky?

Well, fortunately I’m not, but I get what you’re saying.

I don’t think this is much of a surprise to anyone. What’s more interesting to me is that X/Twitter just proved they had the information to know this was going on all along and consequently must have chosen not to intervene. That should raise serious questions of the legal variety.

No shit? Neither do the rest of us.

Yeah, “disrupting bipartisan orthodoxies”, like “a country should have a functioning economy”, “nepotism is bad” or “crime should be punished”.

But - and this is important! - ensure that they neither look nor act as him.

Yes, but American ICE generally transports you much further, and pays for both travel and accommodations. Hell, they even give you complimentary jumpsuits, a haircut and shackles.

Is it possible to somehow be worse than MTG by being a totally consistent dipstick? Yes, albeit by a fairly slim margin. In the current political climate, is that likely to actually happen despite the low odds? Also yes. Do I think that’s a good argument in putting up with that knuckle dragging yahoo being a publicly elected official? Eeh. Not too sure about that one.

Only one of those two terms should be enclosed by scare quotes, and it’s not ‘fascist’.

Hm, yeah. I suppose there’s that.

At the very least I believe he’d want to. I cannot fathom why anybody else would want to shove themselves into that particular orifice though.

Willingly, I mean. If someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to put my dick in Trump’s mouth, I’m not entirely certain I wouldn’t just tell them to pull the trigger.

Good news? My, that’s rare these days.