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This front page is re-Marx-able. I’m subscribing to the new york post!

It would probably be more fitting if the shirt read “My life is completely fucker and I need all pity I don’t deserve”

Reality has a liberal bias

Beat me to brainfuck

She’s not “wrong”. She knows what she said. She’s blaming the left. They already took antifa. She’s taking communism.

Care to enlighten us?

Edit: This wasn’t an (entirely) sarcastic comment. I live in the united states. So. Well. Yea.

“I love abortions” I mean… sure.

Protesting is pretext

Better watch out. An elderly chinese woman is coming for you, Jesse.

Pish posh you and your writey stick. We, the scientists are just as good as sciencing as we ever have been. (More money please)

Bring back the Tappan Zee Bridge!

I think you are giving the “I have nothing to hide” crowd too much credit

Please crop not strech. Thank you!

Is this a good sign or a bad one? Lots of avocado, but on sliced bread?

God damnit. I was looking for a cat in the picture…

Way down south in the land of traitors…

Is illinois bird shit?

“Can” works fine of you are asking if you are able rather than for permission. But, words don’t exist anyway.

Instead of ‘american’ or USian or others, why not Yankee? It has historical significance to the united states, originated a a pejorative, and the south hates it. Perfect

Instead of ‘american’ or others,