Bloo (they/them)

Brb making a char sheet of this for my bestiary

Any time my players try to do stuff like that i have them roll initiative and start a turn order, the “victim” NPC rolls with advantage b/c shop keepers are gonna be explicitly keeping an eye on stuff (unless they are distracted). There’s a lot of nuance to it too so each encounter. I do hate making character sheets for every NPC though.

Trans folk too…

The phone number belongs to famous rapper “Mike Jones”. https://genius.com/Mike-jones-back-then-lyrics

Don’t insult pigs like that they are amazing animals.