Maybe when he sets off a nuke in Chicago … but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Probably in the process of being shredded and redacted.

I hope one of his cankles explode.

At 23 he adopted a 17 year old boy … hmmm 🤨

Only fucking two ?

Question… didn’t congress attempt to impeach trump several times and then have a January 6th committee? They then handed their findings to the justice department who took forever to bring up charges. 18 months in total before special counsel jack smith started his own investigation. So I mostly blame the justice department for delaying so much. Namely Merrick Garland doing fuck all when they had trumps ass for launching a terrorist attack on our nations capitol. Brazil moved super fast and now Bolsonaro is fucked and won’t be launching another assault any time soon.

Charles Manson was falsely imprisoned.

JD Vance has entered the chat.

Mostly cause they’ve never stopped being weird. We are governed by some weird fucking people.

He’ll probably show up to the debate in a bath robe.

He is now requesting an investigation into this. He thinks it can’t be real. They’ll probably try to arrest pollsters now.

“Straight” and also “Christian”

We caught you Elon.

Brilliant combo. Musk is a genius.

Less packet loss equals clearer anal shots.

Tik tok ban

You slather Donald trump in orange make up?

I’m definitely already doing that. Every little bit counts.

Nyet