“There are two things that I hate about the immigrants”, said the random dingdong in one breath, “first of all, they’re not doing any work, and second of all, they take all of our jobs.”
…I heard this joke in the 1980s. The dingdongs haven’t gotten any less self-contradictory.
Random Republican, transported through time from 15 years ago: “No no no no no! You see, gerrymandering has everything to do with census data. It’s completely impartial! There’s no way the process will fail us.”
[Gets shown the footage]
Random Time-Displaced Republican: “Excuse me, but… Who the hell is in the power right now?”
[More footage]
RTDR: “Ohhhhh shit I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY TIME!!! …What do you mean you can only time travel forward in time?”