TurboWafflz

You could make the world’s worst computer cluster, that could be fun. I think there are several open source tools for doing clustering

I don’t understand how anyone likes newsome, he is just so obviously a gross jerk

All I know about north korea is that a student from my university went there, was arrested for stealing a poster, and was never seen alive again. But I suppose that’s a lie, the people who went with him must have lied to the media, or maybe every media agency that covered it lied. Surely that’s more believable

Foe the umpteenth time, stop making ai generated memes. No one wants to see them

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I remember my school had no idea how you should set up computers before letting first graders use them so we were all constantly dragging all the applications into the trash can to hear the fun noise and see the little puff of dust.

They also all had a copy of Type to Learn Jr installed, which we were strictly forbidden from opening, and every time we were using the computers multiple people would get in trouble for playing it. A few years ago I got a couple of cheap iBook G3 laptops and the first thing I did was install Type to Learn Jr and finally play it all the way through

I’ve been meaning to buy one of those forever, we had them in elementary school and they were fun

It was nice how there weren’t multiple news stories per hour about the president when he was in office. It was also cool how sometimes the news about him was good and how sometimes he told the truth about things

If you can milk an almond, surely you can milk a cheese

The filename rules are so weird, it’s not just illegal characters, sometimes the position of the character matters. I discovered a while ago that while windows has no problem with dots in filenames, for some reason they can never be the last character in the name

They’re always talking about “protect the children” so they’ll definitely 100% care about this because they definitely don’t just say that because they’re homophobic and transphobic

One of my friends with a similar list of skills on indeed got an email from them asking him to apply to be a bikini model

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Is the woman on the right edge dylan mulvaney?? What government position do they think she had??

Do NOT give the carrot industry that idea

I woke up at noon because I tried to drive for 12 hours on 4 hours of sleep a couple days ago and then had to get up early every day until today. Don’t do that it turns out

I mean as long as you had full floor to ceiling stalls I think it would be fine to have un-gendered bathrooms with stalls, there’s no real reason to segregate the sinks

Sometime around android 9 they removed a bunch of sd card related features to make you have to do the weird combine with internal storage thing