troybot [he/him]

Are we sure she didn’t have a stroke or something?

Like a reverse Fetterman?

Pea. Tear. Griffin.

For so long every accusation has been an a confession. Somehow I completely missed that Trump is a secret Muslim.

This map shows they’ve already started Balkanizing the southwest

If we get Charlie day I will be spending the holiday celebrating actual Charlie Day

His early childhood was spent imprisoned in an internment camp for Japanese Americans during WWII. There are probably other factors but seems like that would play a big part.

mitochondria… Parasite Eve

Now I’m looking forward to seeing RFK jr testifying before a Senate panel and he just makes everyone spontaneously combust

It’s the state Senate, not the US Senate, so most people will never hear about it unless they actually read the local news. Major events happen locally that actually have an immediate impact on your life and I’ll mention it to someone and usually they have no idea what I’m talking about.

This leads me to think renaming the Gulf of Mexico was because he couldn’t remember the real name and everyone in the room went along with it

Donald “Whatever” should IMMEDIATELY change their family name back to Drumpf. There is a big clamoring for this. Likewise, Rafael “Ted” Cruz.

Won’t somebody think of the hopeless CEOs?

You’re thinking of Matt Gaetz. I know it’s easy to get them confused. Pete is the guy who has to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car.

Honestly with all the confusion, just print a wallet sized picture of Kobasu to flash and say you’re conducting an official DOGE audit.

From now on flashpanda must to refer to flashpanda in third person like Solomon Grundy.

They did transmutation on a grape

No they list the ingredients on the front of the box. Fruit and Loops.

How is it even a surprise? Racism is the entire platform of Trump’s campaign.

And the cops execute the warrant at the wrong address, unloading all their rounds into him because he’s wearing a hoodie while playing with a toy gun in a public park in Cleveland.

Yeah Kamala did something potentially inappropriate once so we better put her under the microscope. Meanwhile Trump literally got people killed on January 6 but that’s just what he does so no big deal I guess.