“You are being unfair!”

“I made you! And I can bake you just as easily!”

LOL my MAGA family can’t read!

One guy is a middle aged state clerk doing what he can.

The other guy is a serial repeat offender rapist burglar violent pedophile that shits in your mouth and tells you to like it or gonna shoot you.

And without fail you vote for the rapist burglar violent pedophile every single time. “Both parties” my cunt, you’re just a fascist bootlicker and for some reason you can’t even admit it or stand for your beliefs, you are so pathetic you try to excuse the vomit that infests your soul by blaming others for not being as big of a degenerate as you are.

Just get fucked, we’re done playing that game.

This is what I fucking hate about these dumb cunts. They’re all like “BOF PARTYS DUH SEYM!”, and they vote for the objectively worse alternative every single time.

You should watch the film “Threads” from 1981 I think.

Everyone should watch “Threads”, the film from 1981 I think.

No arrows? Downvote.

Things phones and humans have in common in Asia: they’re very cheap to procure.

It is sad, and heartbreaking, and true.

Giving helpful instructions is not among the activities bot farms are involved with.

Man I should build a pyramid.

And I wish we weren’t living in this political reality, yet here we are.

If there were a single slogan for each year, “living the scream” would hands down be for 2025.

Freudian catch.

Fair enough. Sorry for being a belligerent asshole.

The sad part is, I actually pity him. I have seen that look, I have seen it on my father’s face. And I pitied him too. Doesn’t excuse their actions. Mine neither, let that be for the record. But this got fucking dark. I’ll go home now.

Do you like magic tricks? The magician doesn’t actually know how to do magic. He shoves his one fist up the ass of a dumb looking muppet and waves it in your face while screaming obscenities and racial slurs, while he masturbates you with the other.

That’s what this is.

Manifest destiny.

Just the fact that it’s prohibitively more expensive,

Bruh. I’m not even the guy you responded to but speaking of bad fucking arguments against the death penalty, that one is close to the top.

The state shouldn’t kill people because it is fucking immoral, not because it’s too expensive. Jesus christ.

I buy that argument. Because as soon as you criminalize one sexual orientation, which we know are determined to be genetic in nature, like pedophilia, then you can criminalize any sexual orientation, like homosexuality.

What if you’re suffering from dementia, small dick, and syphilis?

I’d say that qualifies.

Does your job consist of calling people “little piggy”?

If it does not, then calling people “little piggy” is not something you should do on your job.

Edit: I have been informed that calling people “little piggy” is, indeed, part of the GROPUS’ daily duties.