

May rat kings infest her home and plumbing


May rat kings infest her home and plumbing


Surely they’ll get it this time.


Oh yeah. It was a pinky swear with, I believe the legal term is, “no takesies-backsies.”


“They all say I have the wettest mouth, folks…”


The bill said that redactions “must be accompanied with a written justification” to Congress
“There appears to be an R next to the name. REDACTED”


Wait til bro gets a Chris Morris edit


Every “entrepreneur” I know does not have good credit.


And shot. They don’t have the miracle bones of Charlie Kirk? Weaksauce.


My thoughts exactly. They got, what, a “yeah we might vote on those subsidies” at best, with Johnson saying “nah, I won’t even bring that to a vote lol” and now those ACA marketplace plans are expensive as hell, which was the exact thing they were supposed to be against. Shot themselves in the dick once again. Did the success of last week give them the confidence to do it? Jesus fuck they never learn.


“What is the charge? Throwing a meal? A succulent cold-cut meal?”


A Trump-snap is just Thanos with a bad spray tan


So said Dr. Oz: an average premium increase from $13 to $50 monthly. Left off some zeroes, I guess.


Throw more leaves in the pool, Nancy.


“They said I’m human, the most human person they’ve ever seen. No other human came close.”


Dr. Mehmet Oz, who oversees the program, recently said the premium for the average person enrolled would rise about $13 to $50 monthly.
Ya, sure. I can’t even articulate how hard the “F” is when I say “Fuck you.”


That’s great! The eschaton is sooner rather than later at this point.


Yes, keep us guilty and “energy conscious” while AI farms just fuck our shit up.
Yep, rubrics are crucial. I’ve graded some argumentative essays where students wrote about topics I absolutely disagreed with, but they did so in a compelling way that met the requirements on the assignment sheet and rubric, and therefore earned A’s. Clear expectations, in writing, applied equally, will cover your ass. But I’m sure Oklahoma would still complain about teaching the problems with arguments from incredulity.