That’s not how it used to be, and that’s so far only 1 incompetent party. (We’ll see how the other party fares, especially under Elons gaze)

Only at night. By day, he dons a snazzy Fedora and goes by the name “Frederick”

Insect populations have declined significantly during that time, so I assume that they just collectively stole all wealth hidden between the floorboards and scarperred off. Little buggers.

we’ll see what Starmer does. So far his gestures have sounded promising, but you never know

😂 ← this one. This is the most aggressive. I’m not even joking. I hate this emoji with a vengeance

Paternity: time your pregnancy to coincide with the start of an X year contract, or they simply won’t renew it.

Max pay is around 50k. Its better than most, for sure, but academics get treated way better in US or Germany

They won’t. Blame the last administration, rinse and repeat.