Just grab them by their country

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He didn’t want PIZZA! He wanted FRENCH FRIES from MCDONALDS!!! He wanted RONALD to personally cut his burger up for him because it’s EMBARRASSING when his MOM does it! He wanted to use the SLIDE but he POOPED on it before he made it to the bottom and that’s SOMEONE ELSE’S fault!!!

It’s North Carolina

I don’t have children or religion and I believe every child should be fed for free at school and that should include breakfast.

And even still, not everything of any particular code is recyclable.

I finally discovered that what is accepted in my recycle cart is determined by who will buy it for recycle. For example, some company might buy yogurt tubs and milk jugs but not other shapes of the same plastics.

“…from one sex to another…”

Sounds to me like he’s saying there’s more than two!

He can have the Bog of Eternal Stench.

“Care for the elderly and aid the poor” was how it was explained to me once.

I made this back in October but didn’t do anything with it. Apparently it’s more relevant than I realized, and this seems like a good place to put it.

But he was so generous with the paper towels!!

Now’s your chance!

…how do you measure a year in Trump’s life?

In golf games? In rubles? In lawsuits? In twitter postings?

In rallies, incitement… in terror, in strife?

Cult of personality?

What’s the Thai flag doing in the background?

Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.

“The radical left did it!!”

And when you’re a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!

He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she’s been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.

If it’s an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it’ll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you’re going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it’ll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You’ll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don’t forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

Hmm, what else…

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/litter-boxes-bathrooms/