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I tried this in first grade once. The teacher was not a fan lol

meh. This is HIGHLY table dependent. Some groups want deep narrative drama. Others just wanna get high on the confiscated goods and smash goblin face

Ain’t my problem if people want to judge my fashion

Imo most of these are just a bad group match. Having friction in groups makes for GREAT RP but only with the right groups

That would require accountability

Thinking about my 3.5 gestalted murder hobo days

What do you get for remembering what happened last session?

Rule of funny

Just learned about this the other day. What an amazingly stupid yet perfectly hilarious bit of lore

worrying about balance is another literalism imo. You can make anything fun and enjoyable with the right story, items, and creativity

Taking thing literally (especially in an RP game) just shows a lake of creativity. Table top books like DND have always been a framework to give you ideas. everything else is between you and the players

Nah it’s an arbitrary window determined by your DM’s level of patience

Reminds me of that time my friend tried to show me an R rated anime (no it wasn’t hentia) during draft night

I did say “someone should shoot them” out loud one night while drunk. So maybe there’s something there

The photographer?

Dead children are okay so long as we prevent trans people from existing

Ostensibly it’s satire

That explains why water falls straight through

Shut up and getting castin’ wizard. These biscuits ain’t gonna season themselves

If someone opens their mouth do they count as an open container?

Ngl I thought this was a joke at first