Back stories are bad, you are not who you think you are going in, you are the meme about having to magic away your butt crack to prevent getting caught while sneaking cut cheese.

And you take one guys opinion as fact, you know publishers deliberately put in factual errors to prevent copyright right?

Obviously it is not, you just spend to much time online, did you know anyone can edit Wikipedia?

SU

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I have become Dad you will all sudo to me now

… Uuuh, sudo?

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Let’s see, I cast … You out the window.

That’s not aAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Looks like you need to invert a binary tree.

He went on to write the storyline for blood born and design Rom, the vacuous spider.

Everyone thinks it’s funny until they are tasked with writing the software to make the hands tick then suddenly it’s all like “we should stick to the standard” you know what, no! You like it so much you make the hands tick in numerical order and you better not have any of the minutes wrong.

True if there dick rots off that’s a them problem.

Wizard did it.

Ww? What?? It wasn’t me!

Yeah it was.

Are you really saying you saw the wizard do it?

No, but it was him.

Sure but this comic is treating it like it’s charisma or something.

Since when has con ever been a dump stat?

Player1: The quest said we have to retrieve the heart of the ocean!

DM: that would be great except Rose threw it into the ocean.

Rose: it’s what my player would have done.

DM: that’s good Rose so let’s move on

Player 1: hold on now she made it very clear she didn’t want to let us know, my character wouldn’t stop looking until I find it.

DM: … So you want to roleplay aimlessly searching the entire ocean looking in a place we all no the gem is not at for the rest of your life until we die in real life?

Player 1: well no, we will obviously run out of capital eventually and have to sell out to private equity to continue the search and after that fails we’ll have to do something different right? I mean I don’t want to give away the whole campaign.

DM: … One Shot, not campaign.

Player 1: come on DM you let rose do what her player would do despite the rest of the group wanting to strangle her.

Rose: you’re doing this to punish me aren’t you?

Player 1: well you’re the one who threw the damned necklace in the ocean!

DM: “Sigh” roll an investigation check.

You’ve just been living in peace too long never forget the US dropped two atom bombs on Japan and installed a puppet government who was banned from ever having a standing government. Also there was that time not one not two not three but four planes were hijacked at the same time and the only one to miss was the last one heading twords the capital because a bunch of passengers overthrew the hijackers and as a twist ending turns out the country the terrorist was attacking was the real bad guy’s the entire time.

Hmm, red makes it go faster so you kill more people faster but they don’t suffer as long but blue gives you better team mates in matches… wait is this competitive trolley slaughter? I wasn’t expecting to need a team I guess I’ll choose blue because they will be carrying.

I agree with the sentiment but I don’t think it is true the two term limit is a relatively new thing, Franklin Roosevelt had four separate elections and served until he died that was only in 1945, we have changed the constitution since then but I don’t think it is fundamentally different from the majority of America, granted this was a war time president but I still don’t think it is fundamentally different.

That’s why I sit around and eat potato chips every night, I can’t get better so my only option is to increase the total amount of perfection.

Lol, that reminds me of my first DM session …

Anyways, my actual first DM session — everyone loved the memes. Like the classic “hitting a gazebo with a sword” one. The meme they really liked was the “forever DM,” so everyone was joking like, “Not me, you have to come back from vacation just to DM!” etc.

I, on the other hand, jumped at the opportunity to be DM. I had no idea what I was doing. When I was designing the enemies, I was a bit annoyed that our regular DM’s encounters were so easy, so I thought I needed to get a gauge on how much damage they could take before dying.

So, I invented a boss. What it was — was a creature that, when you hit it with a sword, would psychically protect itself. I knew my meme-loving players couldn’t resist hitting it, since that was the meme of the week.

They had no idea it was the gazebo.

So the gazebo kept spawning more and more enemies. I waited until they were almost dead so I could see how much they could take. My initial plan was to wait until they were entirely dead, but they started getting angry that my first session was about to be a TPK.

So I gave them a hint to kill the gazebo. They didn’t understand what I was doing, and I got some very strong pointers about the encounter being too hard. The rest of the night was… a bit bitter.

I hope you like the beautiful punctuation you hypocrites just made AI take my job

Why is trans bart so good at sales?