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2 years agoI guess this isn’t NO context but:
Innkeeper married to a nixie: “The Fey never do anything without a price…”
“… How much did you pay for your wife?”
(biologist - artist - queer)
You’re the only magician that could make a falling horse turn into thirteen gerbils


I guess this isn’t NO context but:
Innkeeper married to a nixie: “The Fey never do anything without a price…”
“… How much did you pay for your wife?”
You say you don’t like poetry, yet you write a lovely free-form poem. Suspicious…
Idk I think the most memorable thing he did was bring a cow up to his college bell tower as a prank
Cows can’t walk down stairs so they had to butcher it in the tower
He was expelled for it