I have never been so fairly and accurately insulted! Shame on you!

Yeah, I got that.

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Guess you had to be there.

Are we debating the morality of pretending to be a fantasy elf again? Oh good.

To be fair, 2HP and a cleric with full spell slots is a very different situation to 2HP and nuthin’.

Death or glory! Even if we die today, our names will be immortal!

Was it a TTRPG? I thought the writers were developing for an MMO that got cancelled.

“How can you say my elves aren’t original? Have you seen how pointy their ears are in my sketches?”

Henchman 1: “Is that… the Mission Impossible theme?”

Henchman 2: “Sounds like. But where’s it coming from?”

Henchman 3 (who has henched before and survived it): “I don’t hear shit.”

Shroombeard sounds like a treant from the deepest, dankest part of the forest.

Thank you for throwing yourself on that grenade for us.

Heard one on the weekend - a party of warlocks who are all each other’s patrons through the power of friendship.

Think someone did a Pathfinder conversion.

It’s been my experience that doctors like to Fuck Shit Up.

I GM for the free snacks.

Can I introduce you to the holy word of Don’t Tell Me How To Play My Character?

No spoilers, but you should check out the Sword Interval webcomic.

I’ve heard the gelatinous cube became a D&D monster because Gary G used his kid’s dessert as a mini one night.

As for the beholder… we can only assume he had a testicle on display in his home for some reason.

I meant 18 on the die plus the NPC’s perception bonus.

🦎: “Hey, I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with your swordwork, I just think you could do better.”

😭