Don’t worry, we’re not sending any.

Pretty sure that’s Eminem.

Bless you.

I hope Cheeto visits Canada. I’ll make sure to have some nice over-ripe durians ready to balistically gift to his face.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

I’ll believe it when I actually see it happen.

There’s a comma. It’s two measurements.

Now we know exactly how much he’s compensating for.

It’s amazing his small hands can grab them well enough to pull them.

Please sell these to us Canadians.

Took me a loooong time to find one that is both.

Try living beside them.

Lather, rinse, repeat every month for the next four years.

I plan to write him a biography, “The ‘Man’ That Cried ‘TARIFF!’”

Oh no, is the billionaire bromance in trouble??

Like any part of the current administration would care about stepping in wet paint.

Yes, make it a danish. Put a giant layer of custard and lemon filling all over it. Yum.

Can’t agree with you more.

There will always be exceptions, and I’m glad that’s the case. Sounds like you’re doing it right, thanks for that.

100% this. Job security is an illusion. Do what’s right for you, you owe your employer no loyalty.