Sucking yourself up from your own penis is the new pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

Okay, but have you considered that the 90% of those 1.3B Chinese residents who like their government and want to keep it are simply brainwashed, ignorant, or stupid?

Silly tank E. The thought police, which are totally real (trust me bro), will come after any who dare express dissent. This is why we enlightened westerners with our Enlightenment™ values need to support the US invasion of China across the Taiwan Strait while also pretending it was actually China who struck first (just like the heckin’ unwholesome Vietcong 😡 did at the Gulf of Tonkin) and that Taiwan is actually a sovereign state fighting off an imperialist invader instead of a puppet government for the wholesome keanu chungus defenders of democracy.

Slobber Tie Won! Down with Zizzy Ping!

Authoritarianism is when you’re a dick. Stepping in to use authority to deal with someone who’s being a dick? Somehow not authoritarian.

The gang’s all here.

People being able to breath makes it much easier absorb new information, even malicious information. Allowing people to breath is a plot by the reds to propagandize to God fearing Americans. My grandfather never breathed in his life; his brain oxygen levels were so low that the pinkos were never able to reach him with their lies.

Maybe if a socialist wins an election in the US, the US will overthrow the US 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

The “socialism for the rich” talking point and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Imperial core drones in the comments be like

I fucking wish epics were planned to be done over 5 years. I’m lucky if it’s a year long one where I work, and my employer seems less shitty regarding this compared to the horror stories I hear from team mates who worked at other companies.

Source: it is known

Just happened to wrap up a lancer campaign today.

Bordiga in the same tier as Parenti.

🤮

Umberlee definitely wouldn’t be a fan.

Me rn

Did you mean to say “Siberian”?

“Yeah, I read the Communist Manifesto one time when I was a teenager. It sounded nice in theory, but b but muh human nature and all that.”

I have a friend who plays a sorcerer who abuses the hell out of Mold Earth, Shape Water, and Create Bonfire. RAW most of the things he gets away with shouldn’t work, but the DM rarely calls him on it. His most egregious attempt was when he tried to basically part a sea Moses style by casting Create Bonfire and expanding the flame with Control Flames, intending to evaporate all the water occupying the space of the flames. This was too much even for our otherwise pretty lenient DM.

Ended up with a similarly broken “telepathic groupchat” with a soulknife rogue’s psychic whispers ability.