“no, you.” The most irrefutable of comebacks.

I swear these people have to be trolls. No one can be this stupid.

How do they have seemingly unlimited funds to make all these records?

Seriously. I saw them play a few years back and thought they were amazing. Some time later my friend put on an album in the car and my thought was, “what is this absolute garbage?” Same band somehow.

Your version makes a hell of a lot of sense, especially to an atheist like me.

So an allegorical work of fiction about politics not actually related to Christian theology?

Thanks for the insight. I’m gonna go with the tripping balls theory cuz that book is weird as fuck.

I know the rapture doesn’t exist in the Bible but “the beast” does. What is the beast to literalists?

Lucky Strike cigarettes have had essentially the same packaging since 1942.

I’m curious about how bible literalists that don’t believe in the antichrist interpret that part of Revelations.

I love this

Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there’s also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

And as they continue to vote against their own interests it becomes a self-perpetuating system.

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

“job creators”