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Oh god…. This isn’t satire

Melissa Hortman, Mark Hortman, and Brian Sicknick from his stochastic terrorism, for starters. He killed a bunch with his covid disinfo and his bigoted endorsements and apathy, and even more with his command to build and operate concentration camps, traffic humans, and explode dozens of fishermen, to name only a few.

Those are not mutually exclusive.

Genuinely, for real. I was surprised the one time this guy managed to talk about something as novel as the weather.

Counterpoint: Elon Musk & that one guy I went to high school with who only ever talked about Trump

It’s more like this

You’re running because you’re part of it

Unless you’re Harry Truman, I don’t think a publication’s front page that has no intent to be funny qualifies as a meme

Is this really a meme? Like is there a joke to it that I’m missing?

I’ve coined the term “benevolent Machiavellianism” for schemed social manipulation of people into doing what is in all parties’ best interests

“But life being unfair is how I can justify hurting people who are at a disadvantage relative to me!”

Look, I don’t believe that every republican voter I run into in the real world is a straight up Nazi.

if you are a republican … you are a literally associating with Nazis.

“You had me at 98%, but 99% corrupt is just too damn far”

Thanks. I came up with it but I can’t guarantee that it’s never been done before or that it wasn’t buried in my subconscious after seeing it somewhere before

Is it inaccurate?

Please get real, calling Israel a genocidal country is like calling the United States a genocidal country

Dead fascists should be platformed the Mussolini way 🙃

Gen Z here. TIL that joke wasn’t originally from SpongeBob