three in the pink, three in the stink

You’re lucky she didn’t straight up cut ya

Wowzers, somebody got downvoted by the McDonalds fans

Avoid prion diseases, mulch the rich.

That was the dumbest thing about “Death Note”. Dipshit Light wasted his time on writing the names of people that were already being ground up by the criminal justice system. He was so cop-brained that he never could even imagine using this power on the guys who are above any justice whatsoever. If he made a list of the wealthiest labor-thieves and cruelest dictators, would anyone even bother going after him? If he post-dated it to all go off at once, there would be zero pattern for any detective to start from.

What else am I supposed to do with it after I microwave my tea?

He is also a detective in Amsterdam

Yes. If guns were banned, then people would resort to preparing their meals with some other weapon like a knife.

Our system is “capitalism”, not “workerism”. The owners of capital solely decide how the fruits of productivity are split, and wouldn’t you know it they decided that it should all go to themselves.

But at least you are entitled to the sweat of your brow. Until your boss finds a way to extract that, too.

Hashtag that’s just normal first love

The cure for male loneliness is to crank one out over your