Breaking News: President Trump has cracked under the pressure and is picking off Democrats with a sniper rifle from the White House roof.

Did all these conservatives sleep through US history class?

The world finds new ways to teach every generation the lesson of impermanence.

Impermanence is the very essence of joy-the drop of bitterness that enables one to perceive the sweet.

His mate Vlad has given him some ideas. Will he step down to VP but keep his power?

Rude of Pete to expect soldiers to stay lean without the ozempic and cocaine he uses to stay trim.

🎵Drones to the left of me, Missiles to the right, Here I am, Stuck in the middle with Trump.🎶

Whoever produced The Apprentice should commit seppuku in atonement for helping Trump build his platform.

Scott Morrison lurking in the background like he’s about to appoint himself First Lady.