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See also: Monster Girl from Invincible

After the Sonic hedgehog protein I’m no longer surprised by anything

There is a phenomenon called “supercancer” where cancerous tumors can themselves develop cancer and die to it. So this wouldn’t be the first time something fortunate like this happened.

Belarus can govern itself as soon as they overthrow their Putin-lite. As for Transnistria, I’m sure we can talk with Moldova about it, especially if both them and us will get into EU at some point.

Nah, they can have a bit of Russia, we aren’t some monsters looking to completely wipe them out or something

Also, if society was fully comprised of well cared for and well educated people, wars and crimes would be an almost non-existent occurrence. Meaning, I’d be able to go to sleep every night without expecting to be woken up by an air raid warning.

Pretty selfish of me, I know /s

Druid of the Lift

It’s the Mourning Wood

Zelenskyy is simultaneously a puppet of The West™ and a wizard mind controlling EU and US

So, about that

I was hoping for a guillotine, but these will do nicely.

We need a political tesseract with 4 axes

Anarchists are far left. Tankies are far right. Hope this helps.

Freedom of what? Sounds like something communist to me /s

JDementor Vance

That’s the literal translation, “No problem” would be closer in terms of how the phrase is used.

Is that across the road from Ministry of Magic? They also often erase memories and stuff

Harry Dresden moment

You should have performed in Bratislava! People would buy tickets just for the pun value.

“Brat” is “brother” and “slava” is “glory”, so kinda, yeah