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Cake day: June 22nd, 2025

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  • Manager: hands have thumbs. Add thumbs.

    Artist: but you wouldn’t be able to see the thumbs from this angle. It would look weird if the thumbs were visible.

    Manager: I didn’t ask for a geography lesson, Plato, add thumbs to the damn image.

    …

    Artist: there, thumbs. See? It looks completely wrong.

    Manager: Yeah, that looks stupid… how could you produce something so low quality? Well, we’re out of time now so I sent it to the printers anyway.













  • Ok, so, Eric falls over and all his stuff loudly clatters out of his bag sending objects in all directions for about 15 feet. His bowl rolls along the ground and then does that thing where it goes round and round going wha-wha-wha-wha for ages getting faster and louder with each iteration. The whole thing lasts about 30 seconds and all the guards are just watching it unfold.