Just make chatgpt do it.

But what if they propose to me in public in front of all our friends and family after we’ve been living together as a couple for the past five years? Do you not understand the amount of pressure that puts me under?

It’s his love language.

Isn’t there already a muppet like dnd thing where one of the muppets has giant bazongers

So according to weekeepeedeea lovecraft was 17 or 18 when he wrote this which completely checks out.

It’s to make genital inspections easier. Have you even been paying attention?

So can wizards quietly cast spells in a stealthy manner? Want to know if I ever get isekai’d into a pathfinder world.

I guess I’m a cat…

Won’t someone think of the poor innocent people whose only crime is murdering foreign civilians for oil and corporate interests?

America then: No taxation without representation

America now: Puerto rico gets taxed. No representation.

Dotcom’s been doing it for decades and he’s rich as hell. Even after losing 95% of his money since 2012 he’s still got $10mil.

Now when we tell people they voted for this we can point them to their best buddy saying it too.

Leviticus is the same part of the bible that tells people gays go to hell. And people who eat shellfish.

This is how you tell someone has spent their time reading books. They know a lot of words and names from all around the world and history but pronounce everything wrong.

you can say that again

I told that to my mom when she was 49 and she got mad :(

Do non americans just ignore all the protests happening in america and pretend we’re not doing anything?

it’s the nazis from the mirrorverse.

end stage capitalists be like “there’s no poverty if we kill the poor”

I voted for myself