There’s an alternate reality where everyone is basically certain Trump is the reason the Jets are terrible.

So, she should quit first?

Keep blaming a 1% of internet leftists

I know we’re just throwing numbers around here but wasn’t the margin like 1%?

wait is there a month old sack of cat turds that is running? I would be interested in seeing some literature please

I literally just got added to the Super Secret military stuff group chat

politics? Not here in politics town, says politics man.

Sic semper Nazis.

“Tim Cook gives Donald Trump Millions of dollars” = y’all sleep

I say “That shit makes him a Trump supporter” = real shit

I guess I made you think

(The short answer is that among his pile of “supporters” you’re going to find a bunch of “enablers”.

A good analogy for it would be that all rectangles are 4 sided polygons, but Tim Cook is a fucking Trump supporter.)

My guy if Trump was titties Tim Cook would be a bra.

Oh ok he just gives the guy gold bars and millions of dollars. I wish Tim Cook would stop supporting me.

Tim Cook is a Trump supporter

I mean they were best friends forever, I can see why he’s standing by him.

flush every turd

that statement could certainly be seen as being about any number of potential rapists in the government. it’s telling that trump is jumping in front of that statement.

I realized after I wrote that that that, itself, is an analogy. So, maybe just carry a stapler. :)

Do you think people who are too stupid to vote for their own and their fellow citizens’ best interests are going to understand it in analogy form? Just try a straight forward “Hey, when you use a stapler on your own forehead, it actually hurts you, believe it or not, you fucking moron.”

Gee I wonder what his new political party’s salute would look like?

Winston had a job. Talk about erasure of the working class.

Why do you think Herman Cain had to go? I’ll give you three hints, and they’re all “9”.

Yeah that was disgusting, not worth the click and is clickbait (and a lie). How is the Daily Beast allowed as a news source anyway?