Lobotomy should ease his despair

Every fruit from big supermarkets tastes like chemicals, looks shiny like you say and they’re all the same size. Also they pick them when they’re not ripe a refrigerate them, so an apple lasts like 3 days outside the fridge before you open it and it’s rotten inside. The good fruit and vegetables come from local markets. It’s less convenient and sometimes even more expensive but you get to taste and benefit from the better nutritional content.

Yeah I can live without bananas. They’re not indigenous* to where I’m from (Portugal) so it makes little sense for me to pay for shipping from other countries while inevitably letting some go to spoil. There’s plenty of other fruit I can eat without making a bigger carbon footprint

*actually we have a variety of bananas from madeira island which is Portuguese. They are smaller than your regular banana but make up for it in taste cause they’re delicious (regular imported bananas don’t taste like much)

Yeah, but it tastes like ripe bananas with cinnamon. I also tried making banana ice cream (only ripe bananas, and stir it while it freezes. Didn’t become a fan. I just opted for not buying bananas

I have a female friend that just sprinkles cinnamon on it and mashes them with a fork and says it’s delicious. Yeah she’s crazy. I suggested putting some palm olive on it so it would make easier to scrape it into the garbage bin

You’re being too kind in your depiction. She really looks like she sold her soul to the devil ages ago, so doing elon isn’t really a stretch

You think you figured me out but I’m actually from a developed country that respects women’s rights

Ok, resort to name calling if you need to

Totally agree but did I really do any bad action?

People like me, like you know me. Ok

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meu_Pé_de_Laranja_Lima

Ffs that’s still spanish 🤦‍♂️ but I’m starting to like your style

Don’t get me wrong, I hate men that want to deprive women of their rights. I also dislike women who think all men are like that

It worked all right. Now we have to deal with it

Maybe. I’m all for women, not for male hating feminists. But I don’t want to make a big deal out of it. Wish we could all live peacefully

I think the problem is the roads. They’re just too damn wide. Cars just grow proportionately

Four of those tires and rims would buy my house

Wasn’t the time to protest like before the election? Can’t figure the US line of reasoning

I just want to point out this is Charles F. Darwin speaking, folks

Unlovable women vow to keep men who wouldn’t approach them with a stick away from them