“Honey” is clearly a code name, he’s complicit!

And both are data security risks.

The dome from the Simpsons movie is looking more reasonable every day…

Dude’s probably about to privatize school lunches using Jared from Subway as an example

I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

I already paid for a year subscription before the announcement, I’m just gonna finish my course and waste their server resources before the year is up and then bail

I’m at 1935 and can confirm stockholm syndrome kicks in around the 2000th time you translate “el búho verde es mi unico amigo”, it’s nice…

*Except the kid who doesn’t deserve to grow up around all that hate. I hope they find a way to not have their parent’s hatred become their own… I know that’s naive, but it would be nice

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I’m just trying to find a copy of the movie Casablanca…

I vote to call it the Gulf of Twitter just out of spite

You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

It’s fine, the internet will internet. Unless someone tells me what I’ve done wrong, I’m just gonna assume one downvote gave it the initial velocity for more downvotes. Trying to understand it beyond that will make you go crazy.

Bruh, I’m just here for the memes. But I can start commenting on political stuff more to even out my instance’s biases if that would help. Honestly haven’t paid much attention to which trolls were from where, but I’ll take your word for it…

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

Is this not a modified star wars opening? You know how Lucas loves politics.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water