I heard when it’s “that time of the month”, his innerds get sensitive so he needs to rest by his heat lamp and ingest meals rectally—whole, of course.

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What the fuck is a sewer slide?

SNES for me, and rather frequently.

If Boston is the armpit of the Commonwealth, Worcester is the butthole.

Was this ‘foreign object’ a certain social media founder’s rat penis?

Let’s unpack this.

Do you mean that convicted baby-eater and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, who died 17 days ago at the age of 153, had rat’s penis transplanted onto him?

Or do you mean that Mark Zuckerberg, sole founding member of Rat Penis Enthusiasts’ Quarterly, had a rat transplanted onto his penis?

I’m asking because the details matter in these trying times.

Worst party ever.