Stop, stop, you’ve already proven their point

“But if they give me rights, they might give them rights too! I’d rather die!”

Pretty sure he ordered a hit on his ex-wife as well. She died a few days before her NDA expired, had an autopsy performed, was cremated and buried on Trump’s property, all within a few days (normally a process that would take significantly longer).

Already are

“My my, this old temple is a mess! Who’s going to clean this up?”

Scene cuts to a bunch of kobolds scrubbing the floors and taking out wrecked furniture while happily munching on home-made cookies.

He’ll be remembered, likely because his name is written down somewhere conspicuous

🫥 Their “repository” is a OneDrive folder copied from the last guy’s laptop

He didn’t count the women. He only pays women to keep quiet.

(spoiler alert: you can’t!)

I like that people like Mamdani utterly baffle the rich. He has… integrity? How much does that cost? Concepts that are completely foreign to the wealth class.

Did the rich write that card?

I mean, you can’t expect him to do something just because he swore to do it, right? Who would ever expect that?

/s

I think the jury’s still out on whether that’s part of his job.

How does a programming joke cause me physical pain?

“You Really Have No Choice”

This isn’t the 2024 election, they actually do have a choice.

I cast BANG

I’ve used Armbian and DietPi. Currently running a magic mirror on a Rock64 and a NAS on an ODROID HC4. Of the two OSes, I think I’d recommend Armbian. Skip installing a DE and just get a basic X session with a simple web browser.

Note that MagicMirror is web based, so the setup steps for putting up a web browser would be similar.

If you want something more capable that will handle more experimentation, go for the mini PC. If you know exactly what you want to host and you want to prioritize low power consumption, the pi might be a better choice.

One of my characters I hope to play some day is a half orc hexblade warlock who doesn’t realize he has magic powers or that he made a pact. His “casting” involves yelling intimidatingly and waving his arms, sometimes throwing certain things.

If anyone asks where he got his favorite axe (which is always conveniently “on his back” when he needs it, despite him constantly forgetting it), he’ll explain that he traded part of his shoe for it.

Any party members that try to explain his pact are met with disbelief or confused facial expressions before he inevitably moves on.

I think he’d get Resistance to Poison just for continuity.