Instead of the 51st state, Canada could be 51 states, giving them a majority…

I think this is a case of the rats leaving the sinking ship

‘Bloodbath’ is the new ‘Slammed’. I’ve seen like 3 headlines with it this week.

I only know these exist from the guy who was posting YouTube shorts trying to catch them all…

Coughing x2 cracked me up the most.

Enjoying their vacation with Hawaii, Cuba, the Philippines, Madagascar, Italy, and a bunch of others…

Also, the US Military used 5.56 ammo, so if things really go down, you know there’s a supply. Fair note: you can shoot 2.23 ammo with a 5.56 rifle, but you don’t want to put 5.56 in a 2.23.

We have MMA now, though…

Do you know how many billions of dollars could be made if legal disputes were settled through trial by combat?

If Trump would have challenged Biden to a cage match the settle the election,everyone in the world would have watched the pay per view!

Wait… I don’t think I could handle watching Trump roll around shirtless in a diaper trying to fight…

Ultimate Warrior was… Yeah, I don’t know how to finish that.

Cocaine is a helluva drug; the 'roids probably didn’t help much either.

Throwing a “fight” to a party member is the most badass version of bardic inspiration I can think of

Shroombeard’s stash would make an Ancient Golden Dragon worried about missing their fortitude save.

I would totally buy drugs from a druid named Violetbriar or Shroombeard…

Fuck, now I gotta roll new characters…

Probably the same thing they called viruses and bacteria: Demons.

Black Leaf is dead!

LONG LIVE GREY LEAF!

Made fun of, yes, but there was no outrage, calls for boycotts, etc.

Aren’t they owned by–

…oh, heh.

If we’re picking celebrities to run, I nominate Tom Morello.

Also I don’t think you can say a 1/1 copy, I think it’s a copy with base power and toughness 1/1 instead.

… something, something, layers. IDK, I’m not a Judge.

美国很快就会变得伟大。