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9 months agoHang 'em high, citizens.
He sleeps upside-down like a bat and roams the woods of North Left Cascadia at night, foraging for wolves. This is the way.
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Bonus, if you’re already punching them in the taint, they’ve just moved their teeth in your way now. Start kicking.
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It’s with himself, but in the couch.
¿Por que no los dos?
Yeah, dunno how any of that or similar is ever gonna happen in this “country”, NGL. 🙃
Still can…
Not quickly enough, frankly. It should’ve taken his swimmer out, pre-conception.
Hey, one could do worse than be Jimmy Carr. You could be his ventriloquist. 🤷🏼♂️
The Purge is doing another sequel? This one sounds interesting, NGL.
That sounds like a cosplayer pickup line…
Nah, just swap out your caltrops for glory holes and she’ll stop in her tracks like a vamp at a rice counting party. 🤌🏼
p.s. Susie Dent is a straight up fox. 😵💫
Like his 24hr dirty diaper, no less.
Silly player, the bowl is the mimic.
More like “in reach around”. 🤌🏼
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Eh. 🤷🏼♂️ The first sentence was meant in jest, and the rest was simply corrective. Sorry for the tone. Your tense is still wrong. (ie. -ing =/= -ent)
Meeting you where you are, friendo.
Shut the fuck up.
Let them all take the heat, then, and show them to the queue for the guillotine. Oh, wait, that was France and centuries ago. 🤷🏼♂️ Classic.
Smart money’s on MAGAt w/ a side bet that FAUX’ll spin it as Antifa. 🤷🏼♂️