I will continue to blame party leadership until they kick the traitorous assholes out of the party entirely.

Except they’re still getting paid. They’re apparently “essential”, but food stamps and air traffic control aren’t.

This but every single ball is covered in gold spray-paint.

https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/

Just roll up a new character with all the same stats and a slightly different name, like everyone else.

The best magical library books are the ones that have to be held shut with chains.

Take that rune, put it in a portable hole, build a clockwork or magical button-pressing machine, unleash chaos and destruction on demand.

That trap’s gotta be worth a million gold pieces.

Counterpoint from Douglas Adams:

The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

I am 100% in favor of Jon Stewart for president, especially if he refuses to run.

Perjury like that is not an “error”, it’s a crime.

Remember when we had the Posse Comitatus Act? The law that makes doing this unambiguously illegal?

Other exchanges? No idea, sorry. I never held much; I just sold everything and transferred it back to my regular bank account.

The moment I saw the banners on that stage, I started the process of closing my Coinbase account. Those corrupt fuckers can rot.

It’s basically gambling. Trump has lots of experience driving his casinos into bankruptcy.

There’s an easy way to settle this. Just bring him back to the United States and take some photos of his hands.

Make America Great Depression Again

Zelenskyy in a suit just looks wrong.

He did a Nazi salute on national TV. Anyone who still likes him is a Nazi. Do you still like him?

Hahaha no. Last time I went to the DMV for anything (CA), I had an “appointment” and it still took two hours waiting in line.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.