Guess he’ll just have to suffer with his second choice of overcooked steak slathered in ketchup.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump appears to forget that Jan 6 happened on his watch as he blames Biden
104·11 months agoThis has “why wasn’t Obama in the White House on 9/11” vibes to it.
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politics @lemmy.world•Key Trump nominee accused of sexual harassment
22·11 months agoSuch allegations have never succeeded in blocking a Trump appointee, so I have no expectation that this will either. Still, add another tally to the federal wall of shame.
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politics @lemmy.world•‘This is Sick’: Gavin Newsom Slams the GOP For Doing ‘Absolutely Nothing’ In Wake of Shooting
141·1 year agoWell yeah, they have to take the Christian persecution angle on this one because they can’t take the “this is what happens when you take God out of schools” angle.
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politics @lemmy.world•Fox’s Rachel Campos-Duffy Declares ‘Christians Are the Most Persecuted Religion in the Universe’ During Segment About MN Shooting
15·1 year agoWhy does Christianity, the largest religion, not simply eat the other religions?
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politics @lemmy.world•President Trump on Texas map redistricting: ‘We are entitled to five more seats’
1251·1 year agoFun fact, registered Democrats outnumber Republicans in Texas by 1.5M
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homeassistant@lemmy.world•What's your most pointless or silliest automation?English
16·1 year agoOne of the dumb things my girlfriend and I do is call out one another for forgetting about Dre.
I have a Home Assistant automation that simply sends the following message as a notification to her phone:
“Reporters are on the scene in [redacted], where earlier today, blue collar workers encountered a Florida woman who forgot about Dre.”
I didn’t set any triggers, just manually ran it while she was at home after our air conditioner was serviced.
officermike@lemmy.worldto
homeassistant@lemmy.world•What's your most pointless or silliest automation?English
22·1 year agoMy laundry automations send phone notifications to my girlfriend.
“Front load washer’s got a big, wet load for you.”
“Dryer’s got a hot load ready for you to take.”
If some of your skeletons have weapons with reach, they can all have a go.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Judicial Nominee Won’t Answer Question on Constitutionality of Third Presidential Term
18·1 year agoYour suggested argument is too broadly-worded for their intentions. It would allow Obama or Clinton to run again. Last time they tried to push this shit, it was something along the lines of “any president who’s been elected to two non-consecutive terms would be eligible for a third.” That wording uniquely qualifies Trump while keeping two-term Democrats disqualified.
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politics @lemmy.world•AOC Comes Under Fire For “Rapist” Tweet Targeting Trump, Sparks Calls To “Sue Her”
631·1 year agoWow, who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?
Doesn’t seem like she directly named Trump, so I would think she’s legally in the clear. But I’m not a lawyer.
You rolled a nat 20. Increase the circle of your AoE by 10 feet.
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politics @lemmy.world•White House moves to keep costly, dirty, unneeded Michigan coal plants open
13·1 year agoSo comply… maliciously.
Keep the doors open with the plants no longer in operation. Turn the facilities into museums chronicling archaic power generation. Retain the staff as curators and tour guides.
But maybe Steven Cheung does.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•We'll have plenty of camps to have them sent to by then.
6·1 year agoDon’t know if it’s an organized group or just a spur-of-the-moment angry mob, but there is this story: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/ice-arrest-mother-video-massachusetts-daughter-b2747948.html
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politics @lemmy.world•Bernie Sanders' Letter to the Secretary of Education
29·1 year agoOnly 38 senators? Not even the entire party?
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politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump Says 'Nasty' Canada 'Meant To Be 51st State'
4·1 year agoI have little doubt Pete Hegseth would gargle Trump’s balls if requested and would absolutely command the military to do unspeakable shit. I don’t have any idea what the average service member would do, but I would hope there’d be some internal resistance.
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politics @lemmy.world•Meet the Trump Voters Downplaying Hits to Their 401(k)s
7·2 years agoBased solely on DJIA’s YTD loss of 2.35%
$70,000/0.0235≈$3,000,000
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump calls Tesla boycott 'illegal' and says he's buying one to support Elon Musk
9·2 years agoMy girlfriend’s mom bought pillows for herself and gifted us towels, much to our disappointment. The towels are unremarkable.

On the one hand, Vance lacks the cult appeal, so should lose a fair election in 2028. On the other hand, we might not have a fair election in 2028.