Let’s have a look at today’s Countdown Conundrum!

Because so many people in the United States have elected to stab themselves - and EVERYONE else along with them - with a rusty knife, out of ignorant rage and lazy ignorance.

Meanwhile, the lazy mediocre deadweights of democracy:
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe

Impervious to fact, to reason, to empathy. Enamored of the scent of their own flatulences. Which just happen to be the exact same scent as those from republican, kremlin and chinese troll farms. What a coincidence, eh?

But… but… but that would mean… making an actual effort! Playing the long game! BO-RING!!!
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe

Twisted mediocre bitch achieved everything she set out to do in 2016.
She must be very smug and proud of herself.

As persistent as herpes, these assholes, they will fester and every so often will break out in a social rash, full of itchy boils and pus ‘n’ shit.

Do you think she started out earnest and got co-opted?
Has she been a willing accomplice since day one?

To sit at a fancy gala dinner with the very definition of what the hard right salivates to be, then to declare that both parties are the same… that is something… that takes some fucking chutzpah.

The mind reels at how many properly decent and intelligent people have had their political career stillborn because all these “superior” asshole non-voters never bothered to cast ballots for School Board and City Council on up the electoral ladder.

But you see… that would require… making an effort. And we can’t have that, now can we? God forbid! That would mean… soiling those pure, innocent, silky-smooth hands with actual democracy homework.

They’d always much rather sit their lazy, ignorant asses at home, lovingly yet distractedly fondling their purity, then sniffing their fingers.

Divide-and-conquer just enough to let bush win, then trump.
It’s because of these bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL mY pUriTeH assholes that we got the Iraq invasion, the Kyoto Protocol global warming agreement being ignored and discarded, the indifferent federal response to the Katrina disaster in New Orleans, children in cages separated from their immigrant parents, the sluggish response to Covid, etc.

The world an objectively worse place via republican excrement policies, none of which would have happened if these narcissistic assholes weren’t enamored of the stench of their own mUh PuRiTeH! flatulences to see a clear and present danger in front of our noses.

I think it might be relevant to add:

Dolly Parton worked her ass off, GOT LUCKY AND ACKNOWLEDGES IT, to get where she is.

“…and I might be exaggerating a little bit when I tell my story… or maybe a lot, I can’t keep track of all my lies. Anyway… NO EMPATHY, that’s the point!”

Knee-jerk ignorant republican impulse after knee-jerk ignorant republican impulse, enabled and lubricated by the gullible and lazy non-voting bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL idiots, you end up in a completely preventable hellhole.

The libs aren’t triggered because the libs aren’t batshit crazy idiotic. The libs see a light-hearted joking gesture and don’t make a mountain out of a molehill with it; the libs do not drown in a glass of water; the libs can walk and chew gum at the same time.

Tune out, speak softly, and VOTE Democrat in November.

bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe
wHo CaReS aBoUt ThE mORe VuLnErAbLe AmOnG uS, mUh PuRiTeH, i’M a SpEcIaL fLoWeR!!!