Remember, if you’re still using Xshitter, even to follow your favorite pithy left-leaning celebrity who likes to “zing” Elon with clever comebacks, you’re putting money directly in Trump’s pocket.

Did you by any chance also see Socrates, Billy The Kid, and Freud running through the food court?

Whoa buddy, too soon. Now is not the time to talk policy. Trans kids are playing soccer.

Yeah but Biden is a disappointing centrist, so clearly I don’t know how choose between him and an authoritarian dictator.