His default facial expression is “concerningly wet fart”

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People who bought the line of bullshit about Republicans being financially responsible at some point in the 80s, decided that was enough engagement for one lifetime, and proceeded to turn their brains off and have exercised precisely 0 critical thinking about anything even remotely political ever since.

Brojob, CHOO CHOO

It’s called interspecies erotica, fucko

I mean it’s pretty classic narcissist shit. The husband who punches his wife in the face and sends roses the next day. The deadbeat dad who drops off an expensive birthday gift 3 weeks late after blowing off said birthday. They don’t like when people are angry but lack the empathy and emotional maturity to do any actual introspection or attempts at a proper resolution, so they just throw money or something shiny at the problem and pat themselves on the back for their ‘compassion’.

Sub beats wrap

Dumbasscus steel

This is my thought as well. He has to be in there to such an extent that if they removed all mention of him, what was left would fit on a fucking post it. Otherwise they would have tried to release it with a few pages “lost” and blamed Biden.

I mean, him going lowest bidder and literally being crushed by a giant monument to his own fucking hubris would be rather poetic.

Blart just needed to get back to the mall before the holiday season starts.

Bro looks so much like an old leather couch that Vance is gonna start sending him “u up??” texts at 1am.

that just means ICE and DHS carry on, funded…

Yes and no. From what I can gather, exempt employees continue to get paid (as their pay apparently comes from some sort of separate fund unless that fund is depleted) but excepted employees are not getting paid and would theoretically get back pay at the end.

So yeah, they’re there, but a decent chunk probably aren’t getting paid.

You’re gonna give those poor pigs high cholesterol

If we put everything shitty thing he is in there he’s gonna end up with a title like a Game of Thrones character

It’s also worth noting that it’s pretty much the only OTC painkiller you’re allowed to take while pregnant, so

A. I would imagine the percentage of people who’ve taken it at least once while pregnant is staggeringly high, to such a point that this would be very difficult to adequately establish causation and

B. They are, once again, just screwing over pregnant people

RFK is a crunchy parenting facebook group that has somehow achieved sentience.