Well yeah: America Is a conservative, religious country. Always has been

Oh man… wait until you hear about how the Democratic Party is funded…

Exactly. When I signed up for the military, it was because I wanted to kill people, and not because I had no other good choices

Yeah, those people are terrible. I’m glad us people aren’t like that. Those people are scum. They’re not like us. We’re good people, which I know because we believe in the correct things and have the right opinions

A group of pale, unhealthy humanoids approach. There are armed with Orange Julius and wearing JNCO jeans

Roll for initiative

Slavery!

That’s why it’s the color that it is

Edit: my bad, I guess it’s shaped like the coast of Africa