It broke me. Highly recommended, don’t schedule anything afterwards.

I see they know how to throw them as well ;)

I would recognize that sword anywhere:

“It was too big to be called a sword… Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron.”

I do, but I don’t run pathfinder as we have another DM that does it. Honestly I love combat in this game.

I was mostly referring to any game where you set them to impossible odds (e.g. Cthulhu) and they just roll their highest critical.

So basically I either rob them or let them do some John Woo cinematic shit with doves and all.

Yeah, you might need a hard success for this, probably too difficult for your party…

nat 20.

Fuck.

There should be a community for this.

With the meetup app you might also find someone organizing board game or ttrpg sessions. Best luck!!

Find people that want to play, there’s more than you can think.

My first advice would be any board game club or similars. If you’re ok with DMing, put a notice for a one-shot in your town’s public library. Usually libraries are cool with people hosting games, and it would provide a safe space for anyone curious. Finally, I’m sure there are a plethora of TTRPG online game platforms available with very skilled DMs.

Title on your sex tape?

Oh I remember this! I also remember struggling to figure out if it was satire or not.

And also remember being super pissed about reaching Level 8 with my mage and not being invited into a witches’ coven. What the frick??

And trying restore a lot, don’t be like me!

Is it wrong to say that the most respected jobs back then were astronaut and president, and I guess that’s long gone?

Sorry, I’m re-watching For All Mankind and it’s making me angry at our timeline.

Always been (threatens you with a pujio)

Oh no! Did the cameras fail while the guard was sleeping again?

This sometimes feels like we’re in a twisted children’s tv show.

Like a steamed ham in a fishnet.

You can also do a reverse uno card and play “kids on bikes” which is an 80s inspired teen adventures with a dash of horror here and there (It, stranger things, monster house and any teen-themed mystery in a small town)

As Frankie Boyle said (on the topic of the funeral costing 3 mil): “For three million they could give everyone in Scotland a shovel and we will dig a hole so deep that we could hand her over to Satan personally”.

Oh wow, TIL!

Try Brindlewood bay and unleash your inside Jessica Fletcher.

Alternatively, you can also become McGyver’s gram.