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I’m all for it. If Brewster’s Millions taught me anything it’s that involving yourself in US politics is the quickest way to lose vast sums of money.

You’re an odd fellow Donald, but you steam a good ham

Sheriff don’t like it Rock the casbah

Not much of a fight when I use ARCH

Does that include making sure the people using it are not morons

You’re doing the lord’s work today son

Strongly worded letters will be written, perhaps sent!

+1 for Techworld with Nana

Hey! I made something similar during his first term:

Maybe he likes having more material in there

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants

Oh he’s gonna hate that. I’m in.

Where would you host the script? If it’s expected that the server that fires it off is always online and performing health checks, why not have it host a load-balancer? Or another local instance of the website? It’s something fun to play around with, but if this is for anything beyond a fun exercise there are much better ways to accomplish this.

If you don’t want to mess with another VPS you can use a global server load balancer (GSLB) provider like Akamai, Cloudflare, Azure, etc.

This being a self-host community though it’s unlikely you’d want to pursue something like this, but without knowing more about your specific use case it’s tough to make a recommendation.

If global high-availability is your primary goal then a hosted solution is probably best.

If this is just an exercise you and your friend are working on for giggles and it’s not for a mission-critical Production instance, then presumably self-hosting a load-balancer on each of your servers that includes both nodes in a target group would achieve this, though somewhat counterintuitive; if the website goes down at either location, I would imagine there’s a pretty high likelihood the LB itself would be down as well.

Now is about the time of year I remember to say “Fuck Debbie Wasserman Shultz”

“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”

This is a very poorly worded headline; it’s not that she said that going forward she plans to keep the Biden train running if she’s elected president, she’s saying that over Biden’s term there isn’t much that she would have done differently had she been president. At least that’s what I gather from the article.

Some might not see this as much different, I tend to disagree.

“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.”

Exactly, he didn’t lose in 2020 /s