• 0 Posts
  • 76 Comments
Joined 1 year ago
cake
Cake day: September 24th, 2025

help-circle




  • See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

    She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”

    So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”

    So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”

    Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

    My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

    What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.












  • I feel like the key to a good game as a dm is to be flexible in how your campaign / game is laid out.

    Whether something is dangerous or good it will piss players off if any solution they try inevitably leads to the result you planned out, especially when it clearly makes no sense it would pan out like that.

    Whether these are good or bad results they piss people off.

    Players actually have fun when you can roll with the punches and they feel like their decisions are meaningful.



  • One thing has become to clear to me as a Canadian as I see what’s happening down there: you’re too fucking stupid to have a functional democracy.

    It’s a problem Canada shares to a lesser extent. Hell, it’s a problem everywhere, though it seems to be much worse in the US than elsewhere.

    If we want a functional democracy we need to make fundamental changes to how children and teens are educated. Critical thinking, knowledge of how the political system works, and general technological literacy need to be core fucking parts of the curriculum.