I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.

The Fellator really couldn’t make America greater.

Hell yeah!

Ugh I always hated having to put a jacket over my costume!

One year my neighbor’s mom sewed her a dinosaur costume and insulated it with a bunch of fleece batting, so the costume was warm enough she didn’t need a jacket. I was soooooo jelly!

I’m American and I knew what it was, so it’s a thing here too.

Yesterday

Please do go ahead and split the republican vote you fucking trash GOP sycophant.

C’mon military, do a coup. Get rid of this administration for us.

/pipedream

You don’t believe in the power of a strongly worded letter?

This is so stupid, but every time I read something about Ro Khanna, my brain thinks it’s about Mo Rocca.

It’s a nice thought but personally I think it would split the vote and nobody but Republicans will be able to win for a long time.

I never thought I’d see the day where I agree with Fucker Carlson. Jesus.

It’s a tie tack, that’s a normal thing. But it being a gun is tacky as all getout.

OK, it was is exact moment that I actually fully believed this is a simulation with the ‘surreal’ parameter maxed out.

Sandy!!

You can also build a cross, which is fitting for this Christofascist state.

(Dark humor, I’m a pacifist, but holy shit these are trying times.)

I’M SORRY WHAT??!!!

Agreed!

Wow - Ozzy, Hulk Hogan, Malcolm Jamal Warner, and Chuck Mangione. We’re at four! :(