

If this guy wants to be taken seriously he’s gonna have to start wearing more makeup than trump
And a candy floss wig to boot


If this guy wants to be taken seriously he’s gonna have to start wearing more makeup than trump
And a candy floss wig to boot


I AM NOT A TERRORISM THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO RHIS MATTER


serious scrutiny in office
That’s okay, you can avoid scrutiny by eating McDonald’s three times a day, ending every communication with THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, and painting your face like a clown.
I’m sure he’s picked up on these political “life hacks”.


Starting to think I’m a dog. Also my ears are bleeding


Christian therapist who will probably confirm their world view.
There’s probably a word for this, but it ain’t therapy…


This is hilarious until you realise there is nothing Hasbro won’t franchise
BBC haven’t been impartial for a while, example


Conspicuous in their, uh, inconspicuity


Gesundheit


“How many is that exactly JD?”
“WHATEVER MAKES SENSE”


I’ve been using Metube but it’s pretty basic. Might give this a shot.


This sounds like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm


Ah my misunderstanding, thank you


I’m surprised the list is so short tbh, did others vote in favour or abstain?
I buy vinyls and merch. It doesn’t entirely cut out the middleman but it’s less morally bankrupt than giving it to record labels


I don’t like it when anonymous social media conspiracies start making sense :/
‘War Isn’t Murder’ is a wonderful song too


Daddy Kier said that you’re a naughty little citizen
I don’t think he plays for either side. He’s an opportunist who was spurned by one side. Now his opportunities lie elsewhere and he’s exploiting them thoroughly.
If I had to guess, his hope is likely to do enough damage to become the better devil they know.
Everyone knows you can make more money from swindling the right than the left.