Dystopian mad-lib headline generator strikes again…

A real estate grift, you say?

Yeah. Shutting down the government wasnt distracting enough, so they demolished the fucking white house as misdirection - but of course we can expect embezzlement and corruption from the construction job.

Considering the number of shooting victims we have here, how would we even notice?

… Slowly?

If you work backwards from extinction, through the collapse of the biosphere, to the fall of our civilization…

… I mean really, what kind of government would you expect to be in power to preside over that?

Yeah, they don’t really seem overly concerned with maintaining electoral majorites. Or the vote. Or the rule of law. Or the Constitution, etc…

This is nuts.

We can’t choose our leaders based on how effective they are in hand to hand combat!

Stick with the current system: the one where we choose our leaders based on how much money they can raise.

He has, ultimately, too much money for him to accidently experience a brush with sanity…

So… You’re saying we shouldn’t be giving the richest man in the world an animal tranquilizer along with unlimited power over our government?

I mean… we all have that friend who does mushrooms or drops acid and thinks they are the savior of the human race.

The only difference is that the next day they have to go work their shift at IHOP rather than waking up and being the richest person in the world.

Republican administrations tank the economy when it’s business as usual.

This is the dissolution and piecemeal sale of the US Government.

Of course there is going to be a fucking recession!

I mean, they can only steal so much / so quickly WITHOUT building them…

It’s not dumb. The EC is working exactly as designed.

The EC is the fulcrum that allows the rich and powerful to bypass the will of the people by applying only minimal effort and expense.

Built to appease a former slave state, oppressing us all through the amplification of like 18 fucking red necks in one rural Georgia county…