What? I haven’t gained a tremendous amount of weight doctor. I threw out our scale months ago. The one you have here has been recalibrated by the radical left. 215lbs forever.

From the picture above it appears to actually be a photograph of Garcia’s hand.

Why would they Photoshop anything? Couldn’t that just be a picture of a tattoo’d hand; there’s nothing to identify Garcia.

Doing the bare minimum. A security incident happened. Make a report on how and suggest ways to resolve / prevent it.

No further consequences required.

Trump being the antichrist would make me a believer. I’d definitely feel better knowing the people supporting him is due to something supernatural.

Oh shit! Free mental healthcare.

Fuck Trump!

I’d like to talk about my mother when possible.

As Jesus always said “Let onto thy son knowledge of all your kinks and ignore those who suffer God’s divine action.” Assholeians 3:16.